Definitely looking clean and sober here.

And we shall call you “Dances with Adderall”

Seen here practicing her “I’m straight” look

Clearly off drugs. Clearly.

Marcia Brady hits the town in 1974…

note the the ever present cigarette, loosely clasped to avoid breakage but ready to light up at the 1st opportunity. Sure, no cocaine use here. nope.

I hope she doesn’t raise her other bling-arm over her bling-head, because she’ll be so top-heavy she’ll fall over.

DERP

Groovyyyy

Thank God this photo puts those ugly rumors to rest about Brooke falling off the wagon.

Hello? Mueller?

I think she’s straight edge now, right?

Never thought we’d consider Charlie the responsible one.

Sad that her two kids have to look at the floor to look up to her.

Still trying to kill off the last few brain cells that remember that she was stupid enough to marry Charlie Sheen.

She’s done it so much she’s pushing her own head toward his lap. That’s it… close your eyes and open your mouth.

Weighed down by 30 pounds of shitty jewelery, Brooke has crafted a perfectly clever excuse for her balance issues.

“This headband is so tight. How did Cher do it?”

trying to emulate lindsay lohan in hopes of charlie sheen gifting her 100k.

this degenerate drug-addled skank makes my heart bleed for those poor little children. spoiled. selfish. stupid. cunt.

What does she do? Besides coke.

“Did someone say cocaine? No? You got any?”

“WH-O-O-A-A-A-A-A! Talk about a head rush…”

And then evidently right after this she OD’d. Pretty.

Suffering the after effects of being married to Charlie Sheen.

The kids have no chance…

So then Demi was like this, and then she was all like this…

Man… this acid is so good, I time travelled back to 1978.

Brooke Mueller was rushed to the emergency room after overdosing on drugs.

The 35-year-old socialite and mother of Charlie Sheen’s three-year-old twin sons Bob and Max has a history of drug abuse, but was thought to be sober for several months.

The Los Angeles City Fire Department told TMZ that Brooke was rushed from her home in the San Fernando Valley to a Los Angeles hospital just before noon on Friday (local time).

W-h-a-t a s-u-p-r-i-s-e.

she is why there are drug cartels in Mexico