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  1. Amber Alert! Please do not look at above photo within 2 hours of eating. Too late? I’m sorry, I tried to warn you.

  2. if she ever gets pregnant, she’s really going to look like shit.

  3. I suppose it could be worse… I could be her pants.

  4. butt

    The Penguin from Batman had a wife. I knew it.

  5. Johnny P!

    I’ll bet she can’t wait to give birth, so she can return to her graceful, willowy figure…

  6. 1NDUN

    Did you ever have a really good chocolate chip cookie, then grab a second one only to find out the plate is an assortment and you just bit into a raisin wheat cookie? That’s how this picture compares to the previous one.

  7. EricLr

    Has anyone verified that’s Amber Rose, and not just Sinead O’Connor with constipation?

  8. J to the ROC

    Too legit to quit….the buffet.

  9. It’s time! It’s time! It’s Vader Time!

  10. cc

    Well, it is the Christmas season, so having a figure that resembles that of the Grinch isn’t that strange.

  11. Moo Cow Hunter

    Just a heads up to Photo Boy: Posting this right after Candice Swanepoel technically qualifies as a war crime.

  12. Contusion

    They’re called Yoga pants. Not sausage casing pants.

  13. angerinside

    WAITER!

    THERE ARE FLY LEGS IN MY SAUSAGE

  14. anyone remember when there was a thing called ‘maternity clothes’? there was a reason for that.

  15. Whataurger

    I don’t think you ready for this jelly.

  16. sprub

    Hide your children, hide your pets, avert your eyes !
    She has entered… the Kardashian zone (dum, dum, duuuuummm)

  17. Little Tongue

    Looking like she’s about to grab a banjo and start playing some while chewing a big mouthfull of tobacco.

  18. Stewid

    You have got to be fucking kidding me!

  19. BbyBluThghHghs

    I blame the clothing industry and their insisting on making spandex in sizes that accommodate bodies like that.

  20. HumpinFrog

    With a quick glance at the thumbnail, I thought it was Kim Kardashian stretching out another cow hide while supporting breast cancer research.

  21. zomgbie

    so christina shaved her head?

  22. hijkmno

    i can’t quite put my finger on it, but for some reason this photo reminds me of the time i did a colon cleanse.

  23. crazyrabbits

    Considering the last picture, this is like going from the Taj Mahal to the Super 8.

  24. Oz Matters

    It’s interesting how men love women who have legs that go up to their armpits, and yet, show them a picture of someone whose arse goes up to their armpits and …

  25. Rick

    Holy shit, it’s *breeding*??

  26. lala

    That is disgusting.

  27. Qmak

    Why is she walking around in Danny DeVito’s Penguin costume from Batman?

  28. Martina

    Seriously … has the HazMat Team been called?

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