Amber Alert! Please do not look at above photo within 2 hours of eating. Too late? I’m sorry, I tried to warn you.
if she ever gets pregnant, she’s really going to look like shit.
She is pregnant. That is still no excuse for that hideous ass though.
^ ^ fail
good lord, did you take a dump on your s key?
I think you might need to reconsider your handle.
I suppose it could be worse… I could be her pants.
The Penguin from Batman had a wife. I knew it.
I’ll bet she can’t wait to give birth, so she can return to her graceful, willowy figure…
Did you ever have a really good chocolate chip cookie, then grab a second one only to find out the plate is an assortment and you just bit into a raisin wheat cookie? That’s how this picture compares to the previous one.
Has anyone verified that’s Amber Rose, and not just Sinead O’Connor with constipation?
Sinead O’Connor has her rectum power-brushed on the reg. No blockage there.
Too legit to quit….the buffet.
It’s time! It’s time! It’s Vader Time!
Well, it is the Christmas season, so having a figure that resembles that of the Grinch isn’t that strange.
Just a heads up to Photo Boy: Posting this right after Candice Swanepoel technically qualifies as a war crime.
Don’t worry, I’ve got some of homeland security’s best agents on this. Enough is enough.
They’re called Yoga pants. Not sausage casing pants.
THERE ARE FLY LEGS IN MY SAUSAGE
anyone remember when there was a thing called ‘maternity clothes’? there was a reason for that.
I don’t think you ready for this jelly.
Hide your children, hide your pets, avert your eyes !
She has entered… the Kardashian zone (dum, dum, duuuuummm)
Looking like she’s about to grab a banjo and start playing some while chewing a big mouthfull of tobacco.
You have got to be fucking kidding me!
I blame the clothing industry and their insisting on making spandex in sizes that accommodate bodies like that.
With a quick glance at the thumbnail, I thought it was Kim Kardashian stretching out another cow hide while supporting breast cancer research.
so christina shaved her head?
i can’t quite put my finger on it, but for some reason this photo reminds me of the time i did a colon cleanse.
Considering the last picture, this is like going from the Taj Mahal to the Super 8.
It’s interesting how men love women who have legs that go up to their armpits, and yet, show them a picture of someone whose arse goes up to their armpits and …
Holy shit, it’s *breeding*??
That is disgusting.
Why is she walking around in Danny DeVito’s Penguin costume from Batman?
Seriously … has the HazMat Team been called?
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Amber Rose in Los Angeles. (December 6, 2012) -Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN