Seen here absolutely NAILING the audition.
Somewhere, Ben is realizing that her story about having a disease that keeps her jaw from opening that wide is just a WEB OF LIES!
It’s a disease that’s acquired at marriage.
Didn’t you know that when a wedding ring slides onto a woman’s finger, her jaw locks shut( except when she’s yelling at you or gorging on food), her sex drive drops precipitously and and sweatpants becomes her uniform? It’s all because of the ring.
One Ring to fool them all, One Ring to blind them,
One Ring to string them along and in the darkness bind them.
Tom, I bow before your brilliance! If the Superficial ever has a Top Comments of the Year segment this should be in the top 10.
You know your career is on the skids when you have to practice for a Michael Bay audition.
Thats the last inch, of a 13 inch banana.
You’re going to have to keep practicing before our meeting next week, Jennifer.
Ben Affleck cheated on this?! Good thing moron and douche mean different things so you can use both for him.
Leaves of Grass? That doesn’t even make sense.
Yeah, screw you Walt Whitman and your entire life’s work.
Matthew McConaughey’s sunscreen allotment already has them over budget, so they had to scrounge for stuff left over from forgotten indie films of years past.
Well at least someone is eating on the set.
DOWN, Boy! Down! It’s just a banana, I tell you. Just a banana…
“What the hell was Leto talking about? This is not that difficult.”
This is the easiest fake porn photoshop ever. I mean, If I looked at the sort of thing.
Look how rich I am everyone, I am eating Twinkies like they’ll be here forever.
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Jennifer Garner on the set of The Dallas Buyers Club in New Orleans. (December 6, 2012) -Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN