1. “Oh Mickey, what a pitty
    You don’t understand”

  2. It’s like I can smell the vomit, cigarette smoke, and airplane bathroom through my laptop.

  3. joe

    M-i-c….k-e-y….. is lactaaaaating…

    Mickey Rourke!

    Mickey Rourke!

    Forever, let us hold his titties high!

  4. 1NDUN

    Scarecrow got ‘roids instead of a brain, raged on Diddy and took his pants.

  5. catapostrophe

    Contemplating the pavement.

  6. EricLr

    Hey, yo, Rocky! Youz gonna fight again?

  7. Natty Ice

    Looks like The Scarecrow stole a piece of the Emerald City and made a necklace out of it.

  8. J to the ROC

    Gangsta! Step off, haters!

  9. Is he living on the streets now?

  10. Ronaldo

    What a mess

  11. Veronika Larsson

    He looks good. For a guy who slept all night at the bus stop and then rummaged through the dumpster behind MickeyD’s for breakfast.

  12. cc

    How do you barf on your own eyebrow?

  13. Pff

    Hey I didn’t know Michael Starr from Steel Panther was a mainstream celebrity.

  14. Phoenix

    Welcome to the jungle.

  15. I’m always so jealous that I live here in Texas, and will never experience the glamour of Hollywood!

  16. popwilleatitself

    He is keeping it a little too real.

  17. I own those exact pants. got them at costco. never wear them outside the house. & even at home I’ll change my shirt after I spill 1/2 my fuckin drink on it.

  18. Sardonic

    Jan-Michael Vincent couture

  19. Allison Wunderlan

    He looks like some hideous, homeless, burned down Christmas candle.

  20. He’s a little old to be lactating isn’t he?

  21. Bitch stole my velour trackie dax!

  22. Mickey01232000

    Geez, did anyone walk up and hand him a dollar to buy something to eat?

  23. Brit

    Mmrmphhh…my face is melting….

  24. Looks like he is on a field trip from a cut rate rehab.

  25. gooch

    Why is Goldie Hawn is still lactating at 67.

  26. anonymous

    Doctors love this guy. When they ask for blood, saliva, stool and urine samples from him all he has to do is had them his shirt and pants.

  27. Martina

    Wow, despite 60 years of substance abuse he still looks great.

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