It’s official… my job sucks.
“Check out how veiny my leg is…it’s like one of kim kardashian’s boobs’
“Um Candice…there’s a man, Deacon Jones, who is here and he’s refusing to leave until you let him eat your ass. He’s already knocked out two of our security guards.”
If I were her, I would literally never stop admiring my own ass. Dear lord…
I’d love to use her ass as a pillow. Dude in the back is just admiring perfection.
You could probably pull a gun on him and he wouldn’t notice. I know I wouldn’t.
Pillow? Yeah, that would be nice, although I was thinking I’d like to use it as a dinner plate.
Gotta admit that’s one lovely penis purse.
Looks like the dude in the back is admiring the guy’s ass.
“Whats my motivation?”
“You’re a hooker, figure it out”
“No, that isn’t lilac infused poutporri that you smell, I just farted,” said Candice to the army of homosexuals surrounding her
Wow. That girl is just amazing.
Quick someone put a burka on that woman!
“Um, Candice, I think it’s REALLY time for you to consider trimming that bush.”
” Thank you Miss Swanepoel, we’re pretty sure all the gay guys are straight and all the straight girls are gay now”.
God bless the Internet.
Holy shit hole! (as im writting these i cant stop pausing and going up the page to see that amazing piece of ass! so yummy, so cum hungry peace of creampie worthy ass)
Even a supposed candid shot gets shopped all to hell.
She has, in my opinion, the most appealing body of all the Victoria’s Secret models. However, I remember seeing pictures of her before, and people complained about her lack of butt. So… were those unflattering pictures, or what? Because her butt is pretty spectacular in this picture.
oh my … who wouldn’t do that ass?
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Candice Swanepoel posted this pic to Instagram. (December 5, 2012) -Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN