Hey, from one messed up looking dude to another…WHAZZZUPPPP?
“The Lick-a me, Elmo was not a complete failure at the 2014 Toy Launch.”
“Hello, young man! Just a friendly reminder to do a testicular self-exam every few months. It could save your life!”
Hi Lindsay, glad to see you’re working again.
Real or flashback…. you decide.
Did that thing have a full body rash before or after she touched it?
Sure, I’ve always got a high five for an anthropomorphic butt-plug!
Failest Hellboy ever.
“Heh, sorry NOT interested dick face!”
High five for vaginas!
So it takes a gigantic sex toy costume to finally get her to smile.
I thought Justin Beiber was in South America.
“…uh, yeah, hi – good to see you again. Look, it was only a one-night thing – we were both drunk and I was kinda lonely. Let’s not make it into a thing, yeah?”
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Samantha Ronson at The Grove in Los Angeles. (December 5, 2013) -Photo: Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN