superficial

  1. Hey, from one messed up looking dude to another…WHAZZZUPPPP?

  2. “The Lick-a me, Elmo was not a complete failure at the 2014 Toy Launch.”

  3. “Hello, young man! Just a friendly reminder to do a testicular self-exam every few months. It could save your life!”

  4. Hugh G. Rection

    Hi Lindsay, glad to see you’re working again.

  5. Dox

    Real or flashback…. you decide.

  6. Mohawk Disco

    Did that thing have a full body rash before or after she touched it?

  7. Sure, I’ve always got a high five for an anthropomorphic butt-plug!

  8. Failest Hellboy ever.

  9. “Heh, sorry NOT interested dick face!”

  10. High five for vaginas!

  11. What?

    So it takes a gigantic sex toy costume to finally get her to smile.

  12. I thought Justin Beiber was in South America.

  13. “…uh, yeah, hi – good to see you again. Look, it was only a one-night thing – we were both drunk and I was kinda lonely. Let’s not make it into a thing, yeah?”

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