superficial

  1. What the fuck am I looking at here? Is that a woman? A human? Looks like someone who has never seen a real woman was trying to build one out of silly putty and stem cells.

  2. Cock Dr

    It reminds me of the Abominable Snowman character in the cartoon. Have one of these setting out in your yard and the deer will be too frightened to trespass & eat your tulips.

  3. She looks like her own Simpsons caricature.

  4. Igor…get the torches.

  5. caley

    I was wondering when you were gonna get around to posting Big Ang pics on here. She’s basically comment gold.

    My theory is she’s really a mobster hiding from associates/the cops in disguise as a theoretical “woman”.

  6. buttplug

    Uh… Ok.

  7. Mohawk Disco

    Where is the fisherman standing proudly next to it?

  8. Dox

    Finally… Carpwoman would reveal herself. Finally, she would have her revenge.

  9. Flatliner

    I think we just found Khloe’s other biological parent

  10. I loved it when Hermey removed all her teeth and then Yukon Cornelius trained her to become a kinder, gentler monster.

  11. Deandra

    hey, i thought it was big Myla Sinaj

  12. and the word BIG in her nickname references her penis.

  13. JimBB

    Ain’t nutin’ sadder than when someone in the mob sings.

  14. Wrynoceros

    So, this is Andre the Giant’s big comeback…

  15. “We got two honkies out there dressed like Hasidic diamond merchants. They look like they’re from the CIA, or somethin’. The tall one wants white toast, dry, with nothin’ on it. And the short one wants four whole fried chickens and a Coke.”

  16. Odbarc

    A long lost Kardassian is found!

  17. Mrs Claus

    Mrs. Bighead from Rocco’s Modern Life!

  18. I’m really hoping that this is an endangered species.

  19. Damn, this “woman” is ugly.

  20. I guess Discovery Channel can stop showing “Finding Bigfoot”.

  21. I still want to know why someone would intentionally do this to themselves. Ick

  22. Rug Tits

    The inside of her mouth looks like that of a whale shark. You could even see gills

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