superficial

  1. Drop those two shitheads out of a plane and that photo is perfect.

  2. Kuhn

    Adrian who?

  3. Let me guess… she was on the college equestrian team. Or a cheerleader.

  4. Mohawk Disco

    Eat some burgers. Both of you.

  5. Am I the only one who was disappointed by that caption?

  6. Polk

    Dude is tiny. That makes Murphy and Ari midgets.

  7. Good for her approaching a celebrity, she looks shy.

  8. Pat C.

    I’ve never been to a Miami beach – are they just wandering around on the public beaches like this ?

    • Mrs Claus

      What’s with these kids these days? Walking around in their new fangled,high falutin’swimwear. What’s this world coming to?

  9. Sheppy

    I like her swimwear.

  10. Hugh G. Rection

    Thank you God for not making that bikini in Kim or Khloe’s size.

  11. Flatliner

    Never mind ‘mind the gap’…you better turn your lights on for that tunnel

  12. I thought European beaches had liberal swimwear policies, but man…

  13. “I’ve got a nasty itch ‘down there.’ Either of you guys happen to have a douche?”

    “Hi, I’m Adrian. Nice to meet you.”

  14. She needs some meat between those two buns.

  15. Hey Fella, Are You George Zimmerman?

    Good God, doesn’t that asshole ever work out?

  16. anonym

    I’d like to give her ass a massage

  17. Her other hand is either reaching for his dick or his wallet. And he’s all out of dick.

  18. myop

    Beauty. Everyone else: noise

  19. Twink

    I just want to slap that fine butt!

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