GOOD LORD!!! Just… GOOD LORD!!!
Thats what muppets look like in real life..
Martha Raye looks pretty good for—oh wait, she’s dead…
I think I can see her kidneys from here.
“Ms. Diaz, Ms. Diaz! Can you tell the readers what skills you used to win over Alex Rodriguez?”
That takes a lot of practice.
yes, that should do it…
Did you know her jaw actually unhinges before she eats our memories of her younger self?
Imagine all the pie she could fit in there.
I am…..the hair variety…….
Save your money and do not play this carnival game! You can’t win. The basketball barely fits the hole.
That’s one way to jumpstart a lagging career…
That’ll do, pig. That’ll do.
Yeah, I really loved that “Black Hole Sun” video too…
Hello Mr. Hamm…
Huh, so this adds quite a bit of weight to the theory that you can fit four penises in your mouth at once. It’s the collective ‘your’ though, that only applies to two people on the planet – this ‘lady’ and Steven Tyler.
“WHAT DID FISH POST ABOUT PAUL WALKER?!?!?!?”
OMG Alex! I never saw a penis that small!
Damn, I just had a feeling of inadequacy come over me…
Its a killer.
Hello Cameron Zzziiiiiiippppppppa!
On the movie set we call her the “Gapping maw of Dresden”.
“Enter my sex hole!”
So thaaaat’s why…
“I know the movie sucked, but the scene with Pacino where his daughter is killed and the silent scream, he just, well, he….”
On the set of “Annie”? Or on the set of “Jaws”?
Jon Hamm girlfriend audition tape, take 1.
I think I know how she molds her earrings.
Last time I saw a mouth like that it had a hook in it!
There’s something crazy as fuck about Mary.
Her impression of Kim Kardashian!
In her next film Cameron plays the love interest in an R rated live action version of Dumbo.
Take it easy Cameron, you’re just looking into a mirror.
If that is true, there isn’t a supercomputer powerful enough to calculate just how many shards into which that sumbich’d explode.
“Kim K can take one in? I can take 5! Haha!”
Every woman’s jaw locks like that after a date with me.
This woman can deep throat an elephant.
She’s swallowed a lot of black trucker cock.
When it begins, you will hear the sound of children screaming – as though from a great distance. A smoking orb of nothing will grow above your bed and from it will emerge a thousand starving crows. As I slip through the widening maw in my new form, you will catch only a glimpse of my radiance before you are incinerated. Then, as tears of bubbling pitch stream down my face, my dark work will begin…I will open one of my six mouths, and I will sing the song that ends the earth.
Courtesy of Penny Arcade.
Will she use her powers for good…or evil?
That pic is fucking horrifying. Can you imagine her O face?
Not a fan but any girl with the ability to unhinge her jaw like that peaks my interest for a bj.
Meh. Her sister is hotter. Only thing is, her sister is plastic and easily deflated.
I can’t believe I actually viewed this pic without turning to stone.
(alternate cheapshot for those unfamiliar with Medusa) This pic is roughly 37 days late.
Mouth like a horse’s fanny.
That’s what happens when a woman uses Botox to hide the damage of smoking and tanning.
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Cameron Diaz on the set of 'Annie' in New York City. (December 5, 2013) -Photo: Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN
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