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  1. Mohawk Disco

    You know in Italy it is considered good luck when a bird flies over… Ahhh, FUCK! Get the wet naps! Get the wet naps!

  2. Fuckin’ rich people, they can get anything that will impress their trophy girlfriends.

  3. phantom duck

    Hey Rocky, watch me pull a cigarette out of a seagull’s ass!

  4. catapostrophe

    She lives for the moments he’s not paying attention to her.

  5. I'mCool

    A free cigarette to gain the seagull’s confidence, and then … the Alka Seltzer.

  6. Coming from a pervert, follow him on Instagram.
    Believe me…

  7. buttplug

    There are just so many things wrong in that picture…. so wrong.

  8. I haven’t seen Ol’ Gerbil nuts in awhile, Guess he’s waiting for death or a handjob from the chick getting pooped on from the seagull.

  9. Dox

    “Pilot to bombardier… target locked.”

  10. Flatliner

    Cleveland steamer coming right up!

  11. Are we sure that isn’t a buzzard coming to pick at the dead old guy?

  12. I bet he’s got a great personality.

  13. crb

    And then he said, “YABAGGAZZGABBA! MAGATTA FA ZABA ZABAGGAZOO BA NABOLEE!”

    -which is pretty much what he always says in any situation.

  14. Mrs Claus

    If a Gull thinks there’s even the slightest chance you’re dead, you;re on the menu.That meat’s gonna be like eating an old shoe but hey meat’s meat.

  15. PELICAN FLY, COME ON PELICAN!

  16. Dennis

    “It’ll be just like Beggar’s Canyon back home!”

  17. Papastryfe

    Come fly with me, lesbian seagull…

  18. Now thats how you bust a nut, got the birds and everything. This picture shows the life of a rich man.

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