“‘Jackoff’? ‘Jagoff’? Either way, yes I’d say that accurately describes my son Charlie.”
Somebody suddenly yelled: Charlie’s here!
“My sheik would like to meet your son. His ability to have sexual relations with so many prostitutes and do enormous amount of drugs is of interest to him.”
I take it that Maria Menounos just walked by
The shock of being Charlie’s dad finally hit him.
She was handing me a microphone that I didn’t want. Brought it right up to me on the red carpet like valet service. And after I took it…I would never want another.
Dear Jeshush, what a shweet shet of titsh.
‘…excuse me, I must urinate. With extreme prejudice.’
Tiger blood is Islam-approved.
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Martin Sheen at the Opening Night Gala of the 10th Annual Dubai International Film Festival. (December 6, 2013) -Photo: Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN