“Look what some crazy white person left in the ocean! A blender!”
FantASStic Voyage II: J-Lo Break!
I take back any negative stereotype I’ve ever had about black guys and water
Worst Sleep Apnea remedy ever.
“…*gasp* *gasp*…Al Campanis…*gasp* *gasp*…was right…”
(Why do I think that only 5 of you are going to get this joke.)
Google and Wikipedia never forget imbecilic comments about the buoyancy of African-Americans.
Yeah, but if you have to look it up to “get” the joke, you’re not really “getting” it.
Look, either learn to swim or stay out of the water.
Enough with catering to these self-absorbed assholes.
JL: Is it ready yet?
Diddy: Just got it started and about to ride a wave in
He took that thing up to his hotel suite with a couple bitches from his entourage and they haven’t been seen since.
I’m a gay fish.
I really get around I’m the slut of the sea
When i say I’ve got crabs I mean it literally
I was eating dinner and just had to go down on that Mackerel on the dish
Cause I’m the gayest of the gay fish (gay fish)
Why do rich people need expensive machinery to have fun at the beach?
Your move Simmons! This time I’ve got GOGGLES!!!
I’m coming home. I’m coming home. Tell Aquaman I’m coming home…’
It works better in the water nimrod.
He’s working his way up to an adult-sized one.
I didn’t find even ONE goddamned catfish…
From the look on his face, he spotted Simmons doing whatever the hell he was doing on the beach all covered in sand.
DAYAM some muthafucka got my jet ski WET and it SHRUNK.
a turd washed ashore.
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Diddy in St. Bart's. (December 27, 2012) -Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN