Russell Simmons in St. Bart's. (December 24, 2012) -Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN
The World According to Darwin.
I think that Charles Darwin had one of these in his collection.
Notice his technique, how he bends at the waist.
No. There are a few implying he’s a homo. Haven’t you inferred that?
He just sees a prostitute and is getting ready to charge.
loved his character in shallow hal
It’s a good thing he’s been practicing all that yoga, it’ll help him take the tranny hooker’s dick better tonight
The rarely seen “Douche-asaurus” on the prowl for a new mate.
You can certainly see why all those young leggy wanna-be starlets are always draped all over him.
Because he has money…that’s why.
Suppoedly he’s collaborating with Marlee Matlin on a new version of Deaf Comedy Jam.
He cut off his prehensile tail?
The Venice Beach all-homeless rendition of Cirque du Soleil was enjoyed by several.
No Ashy Larry comments yet? Sad.
All the Arabs are screaming and pointing…”You see! You see! Thats not us!!!”
Are they remaking Planet of the Apes already?
And here we’ve always been told the Piltdown Man was a hoax.
I have heard the term “Pencil Dick” before…. first time seeing it tho’……
Fuck me sideways!!! If I came across this thing coming down the street, I’d shoot the motherfucker!
This creeps me out on so many levels.
Looks like one hell of a coke party.
LOL no just no!
Ok, the sand on the legs, arms, and torso I get. But, the face… What the fuck, Russell?? Were you bobbing for clams above the waterline?
Unfortunately, these beach sightings will become a much more common appearance as we continue destroying his natural habitat to build shopping centers and housing developments.
“Enter Sandman form behind.”
if I catch that kid who buried me head first in the sand…!
His drawstring looks like a tiny penis.
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