superficial

  1. bigalkie

    The World According to Darwin.

  2. Notice his technique, how he bends at the waist.

    Yes… redemption!

  3. [img]http://www.thesuperficial.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/28/bchi-340_331.jpg[/img]

  4. He just sees a prostitute and is getting ready to charge.

  5. jorge

    loved his character in shallow hal

  6. It’s a good thing he’s been practicing all that yoga, it’ll help him take the tranny hooker’s dick better tonight

  7. pipedreamer

    The rarely seen “Douche-asaurus” on the prowl for a new mate.

  8. Cock Dr

    You can certainly see why all those young leggy wanna-be starlets are always draped all over him.
    Because he has money…that’s why.

  9. Suppoedly he’s collaborating with Marlee Matlin on a new version of Deaf Comedy Jam.

  10. WeAllHadOneSoIt'sNotRacist

    He cut off his prehensile tail?

  11. Fishballs

    The Venice Beach all-homeless rendition of Cirque du Soleil was enjoyed by several.

  12. Number 2

    No Ashy Larry comments yet? Sad.

  13. Toe Jam

    All the Arabs are screaming and pointing…”You see! You see! Thats not us!!!”

  14. tlmck

    Are they remaking Planet of the Apes already?

  15. Ripley's Believe It Or Not

    And here we’ve always been told the Piltdown Man was a hoax.

  16. Buffalo Dick

    I have heard the term “Pencil Dick” before…. first time seeing it tho’……

  17. Fuck me sideways!!! If I came across this thing coming down the street, I’d shoot the motherfucker!

  18. This creeps me out on so many levels.

  19. Inky Black

    Looks like one hell of a coke party.

  20. LOL no just no!

  21. Fuckpie McGoo

    Ok, the sand on the legs, arms, and torso I get. But, the face… What the fuck, Russell?? Were you bobbing for clams above the waterline?

  22. Unfortunately, these beach sightings will become a much more common appearance as we continue destroying his natural habitat to build shopping centers and housing developments.

  23. “Enter Sandman form behind.”

  24. Vlad

    if I catch that kid who buried me head first in the sand…!

  25. Fosho

    His drawstring looks like a tiny penis.

  26. [img]http://www.thesuperficial.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/31/AT-AT Walker-340_340.jpg[/img]

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