The Crap We Missed - Friday 12.28.12
Mariah Carey in Aspen. (December 23, 2012)
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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN
Mariah Carey in Aspen. (December 23, 2012)
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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN
I VILL CRUSH YOU.
Mariah Carey in Asspen? Too easy.
F THE JEANS THATS A MOM ASS!!!!
MOOOOOO!!!
You have to do it in a really high pitched voice and sustain it until people wince.
MmmMmmMmmmmmmmOOOooooooOOOOoooooooooooOOOOOOOOOooooooEEEEEEEEEoooooooooooooOOooEoooooooEoEoEoEoEoEoEooooooeh
Looks like a damn turtle shell….wtf?
“See? This proves I’m Black.”
Remember all the good masturbations I did about you Mariah? I take them all back.
Why is Bilbo Baggins hanging out with Mariah Carey?
Poor dude in the back, looked right at it and BAM turned him to stone.
When the thighs meld into the cheeks without any perturbation of the curvature then the amount of cellulite has reached equilibrium with the mom-ass.