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  1. bigalkie

    This reminds me of The Emperors New Clothes. ” Antonio, that black jacket and cap really set off your eyes when you’re wearing plastic orange pants”. ” That will be three thousand dollars”.

  2. Dude, you’re vacationing in Aspen, not fishing for crab in the Bering Sea.

  3. How to look like a douche in two easy colors.

  4. EricLR

    I dressed all by myself today!

  5. diego

    Yes, because full snowboarding attire (including boots) is required to go shopping all day in snowless Aspen…

  6. DeucePickle

    Did he just get out of a Lamborghini with Lloyd Christmas ?

  7. I hope there’s a facelift in one of those bags or at least a mask for you know who.

  8. What’s with the life preserver? Dork thinks he’s gonna drown!

  9. GordonGEICO

    ELAINE: I don’t know. What’s your definition of scary cold?
    JERRY: That.

  10. Toe Jam

    Is this another Nasanex commercial?

  11. Skip Ridiculous

    It’s a trap!

  12. NIHIL

    aha,…., all that, and clogs

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