1. bigalkie

    Being a Fat, Rich Hillbilly has it’s advantages.

  2. Damn, that’s a super-hot sofa. I would totally pee in its butt.

  3. It took me a while to notice that there’s a chair under her.

  4. Deacon Jones

    I saw this girl on cops, they arrested her for possession of meth

  5. Mama Pinkus

    Her boob and calf appear to be around the same size

  6. EricLR

    Usually the cowgirl is smarter than the cow.

  7. jd

    44 long.

  8. Cock Dr

    New Xmas tradition at Jess’s appears to be watermelon smuggling. That’s obviously way too big a fruit under her shirt there to be a cantalope.
    I could be wrong. It might be a Hubbard squash.

  9. cc

    She looks particularly bovine in this picture.

  10. Hugh Gentry

    her nipples must be the size of dinner plates.

  11. Why buy the milk when you can get the cow for free?

  12. Q: Why does it look like she’s sitting in front of green screen?
    A: Even her home photos are photoshopped beyond recognition

  13. Carolyn

    Big ol cow tits. The picture of dignity.

  14. That’s a huge tit. Its breasts are big too.

  15. Fishballs

    I think she looks pretty hot. I like her without make-up, and there ain’t nothin’ wrong with them big ol’ titties, either.

  16. Yoda Mann

    I don’t know who that is, but looks:
    A) Stupid, and
    B) Has enormous rack

    In other words, a trucker’s dream date.

  17. Opening ceremony wardrobe – Team USA. Special Olympics.

  18. jarjarbinx

    your telling me you wouldnt bend her over and fuck that ass all night long?

  19. Reverend Lovejoy

    Dear prospective applicant, we thank you for your interest, but the position of Wet Nurse at Santa’s Workshop has now been filled.

  20. Dick Trickle

    Hey y’all! ‘Member when I got all sexied up in that bikini for The Dukes of Hazard? Well this is just like that only I’m wearin’ a poncho to hide my gut, a hat to hide my forehead fat and I flopped out one football sized tit to draw your eye away from the rest of me! I’m a jeenus!

  21. Miranda Veracruz De La Hoya Cardenal

    She looks… exactly the way I pictured her without make-up.

  22. That, friends, is what dreams are made of…

  23. id still give her a go. dont act like you wouldnt

  24. theroyald

    you betcha she can get it. i’d suck on that fat titty til the sun came up

  25. Now that… that is one gigantic boob. I think she just made all of our points moot, guys.

  26. Allison Wunderland

    Sorry, guys, but that’s not a boob. That’s arm flesh.

  27. Troller

    Half the bitches who visit this site are 2x bigger than she is and have a stomach that sticks out farther than their titties.

    Jessica looks hot as fuck.

  28. Uncurious George

    Can’t a girl have a little privacy while she floats an air biscuit? Ya’ll know what beans do to me!”

  29. YYZ

    she’s like a bucket of KFC. Greasy with a selection of breasts, thighs and legs.

  30. Throb the Wonder Mule

    I love her so gawddamm much ! !
    I’d take her in even bespoiled by another man’s seed.

    GAWD, I love her titties ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

  31. cc

    “Little Miss Muffett
    She sat on a tuffet”

    This is kind of the opposite.

  32. anonym

    Nice big ol tits.

    I wouldn’t mind being breastfed by her

  33. She seems to have forgotten her proactiv at home.

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