Jessica Simpson posted this pic to Twitter. (December 27, 2012) -Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN
Being a Fat, Rich Hillbilly has it’s advantages.
A million times thumbs upped!
Yea like having KFC and Taco Bell deliver.
I think she has one of those combo KFC/Taco Bell joints installed in her house.
Or not caring about the difference between “its” and “it’s”.
Deryn, you’re my hero.
Thank you. Someone needed to say it.
Damn, that’s a super-hot sofa. I would totally pee in its butt.
It took me a while to notice that there’s a chair under her.
It’s really a gigantic coffee table.
That’s no coffee table…
That’s her toilet, actually.
I saw this girl on cops, they arrested her for possession of meth
Her boob and calf appear to be around the same size
Usually the cowgirl is smarter than the cow.
Usually,the cowgirl is smaller than the cow.
New Xmas tradition at Jess’s appears to be watermelon smuggling. That’s obviously way too big a fruit under her shirt there to be a cantalope.
I could be wrong. It might be a Hubbard squash.
She looks particularly bovine in this picture.
her nipples must be the size of dinner plates.
You say that like it’s a bad thing…
Why buy the milk when you can get the cow for free?
Q: Why does it look like she’s sitting in front of green screen?
A: Even her home photos are photoshopped beyond recognition
Big ol cow tits. The picture of dignity.
That’s a huge tit. Its breasts are big too.
I think she looks pretty hot. I like her without make-up, and there ain’t nothin’ wrong with them big ol’ titties, either.
I don’t know who that is, but looks:
A) Stupid, and
B) Has enormous rack
In other words, a trucker’s dream date.
Opening ceremony wardrobe – Team USA. Special Olympics.
your telling me you wouldnt bend her over and fuck that ass all night long?
Maybe… what did she eat for lunch?
Cuttlefish and asparagus!
I definitely would. She might be dumb as a rock but dick doesn’t discriminate.
Dear prospective applicant, we thank you for your interest, but the position of Wet Nurse at Santa’s Workshop has now been filled.
Hey y’all! ‘Member when I got all sexied up in that bikini for The Dukes of Hazard? Well this is just like that only I’m wearin’ a poncho to hide my gut, a hat to hide my forehead fat and I flopped out one football sized tit to draw your eye away from the rest of me! I’m a jeenus!
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