Miley Cyrus was home schooled. Now she is trying to branch out and build her own empire. Her latest brain wave is the Miley Cyrus ” Rent a Friend”.

When you absolutely, positively need to use the carpool lane.

From the veins on the boobs, I’m assuming that’s the Kim Kardashian blow up doll.

Did he hire Larry King’s stylist?

Where Cathy adores a minuet,
The Ballet Russes, and crepe suzette,
Our Miley loves to rock and roll,
A hot dog makes her lose control —
What a wild duet!

One of them has a bigger brain and better haircut, and the other one is Billy Ray Cyrus’s daughter.

She still has more air in her head than the doll.

Liam left. Miley can’t tell the difference.

Looks like Billy Ray’s threesome for the night is one its way over!

Now we know what she got her father for Christmas.

Dang ol’ carpool lane, y’all!

Dont post pics like this, Miley. You know it just confuses your father.

Miley told Liam that she’s on the towel this week, so no pussy. He told her to bring a friend.

this stupid girl tries so hard.