superficial

  1. Someone must have just said the words “Rhinestone” and “Sequel”

  2. Someone must have just said the words “Close Up.”

  3. phantom duck

    “not sure what it meant, but everywhere I went the villagers kept giving me this sign… “

  4. Mohawk Disco

    Every time I look in the mirror I see this old geezer trying to curse me with old age so I have to be quick to protect myself.

  5. “I’m team CoCo bitch!”

  6. “When Robert and I grappled in the ring, our dicks did this”

  7. Was Kris Kardashian a guest on the show that night too?

  8. “I agree with Phil….”

  9. He is demonstrating how he got rid of Brigette Nielson.

  10. dontkillthemessenger

    Sorry pal, that Chin is real and it’s dangerous.

  11. JimBB

    Sly had that exact same expression at the premiere of Rocky V.

  12. My acting career….? its only be the grace of God.

  13. rican

    “This movie coming up with De Niro??… Fuck that shit bro!”

  14. whatever

    a cross wont help someone destined for hell Sly, disgusting sister-rapist. again and again and again you’ll get the same treatment where you’re going

  15. So Van Helsing does this, And I’m like “Boy, have you got the wrong vampire.” Then I decapitate him with a shotgun. It’s more of a reboot than a straight adaptation.

  16. Mylanddownunder

    Like a fat camp for Asian kids. I see lots of big chins.

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