1. Mohawk Disco

    No, I not falling for it again! The surfboard will not go faster if you spank my ass with a paddle.

  2. Jayne

    That’s obviously Lindsay Lohan.

  3. Oh shit. Is he considered a celebrity now too?

  4. I don’t know what the exact legal weight is on those, but I’m guessing he won’t have to throw her back.

  5. fred

    And the Nobel Prize goes to . . . Baron Hilton for disproving the widely accepted conditional statement: IF you have boatloads of cash THEN you will only date hot chicks.

    Congratulations, Mr. Hilton. (For the Nobel, not the fugh you are dating)

  6. JimBB

    Lindsay sent me. Prepare for another ass-whipping, little man!

  7. Me_Right

    Was Barron Hilton raped by Michael Jackson too or does he just look like MacCauley Culkin?

  8. Showing your ass crack. That’s a paddlin’.

  9. Being called Barron. Oh you better believe that’s a paddlin’.

  10. martina

    umm ….
    Who is Baron Hilton?

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