1. Deacon Jones

    That guy definitely doesn’t have AIDS.

  2. celebutard

    There’s always a word on the backdrop just to the right of the subject’s face saying it all with it’s letters.

  3. Misana

    He would look a whole lot better with his natural hair colour.

  4. Cock Dr

    I’m thinking “gay”.
    Not that there’s anything wrong with that.

    • LA Girl

      I don’t think he’s gay. Wasn’t he once engaged to Paris Hilton, oh right…., well maybe he is gay now.
      Not that there’s anything wrong with that.

  5. Looks like a gay Twi-hard fan.

  6. Ellen and Portia had a baby. How nice.

  7. It’s Sam Ronson

  8. occam's boner

    You confused me, Fish…I thought this was another random figure at Madame Tussauds

  9. Contusion

    He seems so very important.

  10. dontkillthemessenger

    I guess he got off the drugs by getting onto penis.

  11. adolf hitler


  12. Kitty

    The long lost Cullen brother?

  13. squishy

    Ugh, who cares?!

  14. Now we just have to figure out who’s playing Clyde.

  15. Venom

    I own that same coat and scarf…contemplating throwing them out now.

  16. GuyLeDouche

    Garlic, sunlight, crosses, naked women – the things guaranteed to keep this particular undead creature at a safe distance.

  17. If he were to take out the brown contact lenses everyone would see that he is an albino.

  18. Nik

    Does he still do meth?

  19. Some people have to learn the hard way that Lindsay Lohan’s vagina can pass on some pretty angry parasites.

  20. Nina

    God. Dude looks like a corpse.

  21. Nug

    Would this Harry Potter crap just end already.

  22. Danno

    Didn’t even recognize him. Hot like a Burberry model.

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