superficial

  1. catapostrophe

    Walk of Shame

  2. Johnny P!

    “Gotta pull the dress down… I’d hate to ‘flash’ anything!”

  3. bored shitless

    Good thing the stripes are there or else we’d see her junk hanging down

  4. Cock Dr

    OMG she has a dress on. It must be grocery shopping day.

  5. stratacat

    nice shoes, courtney stodden.

  6. cc

    If she wants to one up Sofia, she’s going to have to lose the underwear. Failing that, I am not interested.

  7. Lynn

    What is the point?

  8. Satan's bitch

    She spent money on a dress that does not in any way function in the manner a dress is supposed to – whaddya think, $350?

    • cc

      Depends, if you have the Club Card at Srippers ‘R Us, it’s $249.99.

    • BE

      Nope.

      It’s skin tight and still doesn’t fit at all.
      My bet would be $39.99 at some craft booth in coconut beach. Some idiot who knows nothing about clothing sewed this mess – that’s why the back is 3 inches higher than the front. Any designer that knows clothes, understands that people have butts. Not to mention the attractive bunching under the armpits.

    • CranAppleSnapple

      It acts as a spooge-guard, so that’s one function it serves.

  9. Evil Dick Tater

    I own that exact same outfit! Looks better on me, BTW.

  10. Venom

    Thanks for keeping the Final Five the way it should be.

  11. She looks like she is for rent.

  12. She better hurry up — she’s going to be late for church.

  13. Jack Hoff

    Sucky, Sucky! Five Dolla!

  14. KC

    Good thing she’s pulling down her dress. Gotta stay modest, after all.

  15. tlmck

    Works for me.

  16. Violet

    Let’s give her points for trying. How was she to know the dress was sheer in anything but red light?

  17. Flieber

    Who?

  18. sooooooosuperficial

    Where can I buy that x-ray lens?

  19. Thong or GTFO.

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