“So then I told the cosmetic dentist, ‘This bigger the better!’ You see, that philosophy has really gotten me far in life. I even have it tattooed on my lower back.”
The subtle elegance of the outfit combined with the demure cosmetics make this look a winner.
I can only wonder what stilettoed monstrosities she had on down below.
She comes from a factory where they make cut rate copies of Kelly Brook.
Full-size photo here: http://www1.pictures.zimbio.com/pc/Only+Way+Essex+star+Chloe+Simms+spotted+leaving+JG9zDttWyKVl.jpg
Between her teeth, her tits, and her tummy, she’s sticking out all over. Wonder what her ass looks like…
She needs to fix that horse teeth over bite. I’m sorry but even with her huge tits the teeth were the first thing I noticed.
She just had her teeth “fixed” apparently. Veneers.
…she has teeth?
“Where’s the beef?” Oh, never mind.
Her mouth reminds me to much of Freddy Mercury.
Except with out the AIDS.
the lack of discernible camel toe is a disappointment. She should call up that legally blonde chick. As it is now she looks like a horse head stuck on a mannequin.
Kudos to someone’s Photoshop skills for being able to remove what was likely epic camel toe.
She has giant…… brains?
This is horrendous. Plus she’s an idiot. Hitch dies. This lives. Yet more proof there is no god.
More random skanks? Don’t you have to be famous to be a celebrity? I’m gonna start selling pics of sluts from the laundrymat.
ALSO! If Sacha Baron Cohen were to dress up as porn star for a mockumentary, he/she would look like this.
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Chloe Simms in London. (December 15, 2011)