1. I don’t blame Arnold. I imagine her entire vag feels like a cat tongue.

  2. She reminds me of a watering hole that has been tainted so no one else can drink out of it.

  3. adolf hitler

    arnold traded up

  4. JC

    Watch as her face tries to escape from her body.

  5. She must be eating her feelings; she’s almost a normal weight.

  6. Snarf

    She looks a lot like Arnold.

  7. Contusion

    Finally a new sequel: Weekend at Maria’s

  8. She’s evaluating the size of the photographer’s skull for her trophy case.

  9. JungleRed

    That housekeeper’s looking good all of a sudden, huh?

    • dontkillthemessenger

      That’s the problem. This broad looks like hell and so did the housekeeper. Maybe butt ugly women are Arnold’s thing like trannyish women are A-Rod’s thing.

  10. All that’s missing is hair made out of snakes.

  11. Maria Shriveler. There. I fixed it.

  12. timmy the dying boy

    She looks hurried. Maybe she’s late for her face-sharpening appointment.

  13. Stewie Griffin

    I just can’t understand why Arnold would cheat on someone so sexy.

  14. squishy

    There doing another Predator movie!! Awesome!!

  15. KC

    How the Grinch stole Christmas, and a cafe mocha.

  16. tlmck

    Why do I get the feeling they cast the wrong person as the Terminator?

  17. Nobody

    Gots mah sammich. Gots mah cawffee. Gots mah human-face mas….. aww shit!

  18. Ell

    Ah, good. Kirstie Alley finally stopped melting.

  19. Hayabusa

    Mrs Skeletor out shopping…

  20. King Diamond

    The Emperor has nice hair. He should just use the force to fix that face.

  21. arnieblackblack

    This what you get for feeding a Mogwai after midnight…

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