I don’t blame Arnold. I imagine her entire vag feels like a cat tongue.
You don’t like having your wood sanded?
She reminds me of a watering hole that has been tainted so no one else can drink out of it.
arnold traded up
Watch as her face tries to escape from her body.
She must be eating her feelings; she’s almost a normal weight.
She looks a lot like Arnold.
Finally a new sequel: Weekend at Maria’s
She’s evaluating the size of the photographer’s skull for her trophy case.
That housekeeper’s looking good all of a sudden, huh?
That’s the problem. This broad looks like hell and so did the housekeeper. Maybe butt ugly women are Arnold’s thing like trannyish women are A-Rod’s thing.
All that’s missing is hair made out of snakes.
Maria Shriveler. There. I fixed it.
She looks hurried. Maybe she’s late for her face-sharpening appointment.
That was some funny shit. 1000 internets good sir.
I just can’t understand why Arnold would cheat on someone so sexy.
There doing another Predator movie!! Awesome!!
How the Grinch stole Christmas, and a cafe mocha.
Why do I get the feeling they cast the wrong person as the Terminator?
Gots mah sammich. Gots mah cawffee. Gots mah human-face mas….. aww shit!
Ah, good. Kirstie Alley finally stopped melting.
Mrs Skeletor out shopping…
The Emperor has nice hair. He should just use the force to fix that face.
This what you get for feeding a Mogwai after midnight…
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Maria Shriver in Los Angeles. (December 15, 2011)