superficial

  1. “I have to drive like this because, like a fish, my eyes are so far apart that I can only see out of the sides of my head.”

  2. Johnny P!

    Dude: “Okay, I’ll looked for that half-smoked roach, but just remember to keep ONE eye on the road, mmmkay?”

  3. NigelBen

    “You’re right from this angleit does look like its smilling”

  4. cc

    You grab the wheel while I finger myself.

  5. dd

    God Dammit Amanda! I told you to put the sixer of PBR in the cooler now Im going have to go back there and shotgun them all.

  6. Damn Amanda, I have to actually turn my head around to check the back seat when I get in the car.

  7. “It’s okay, I can talk to you and drive at the same time.”

  8. “If you can’t keep those things in the sockets, I’m going to tape your eyelids shut.”

  9. “Why’s that thing whistling at me?”

  10. tlmck

    The NTSB has cautioned not to give foot jobs while driving.

  11. I’m quite fond of her breasts.

  12. What is that eye looking at back here?

  13. She is sitting as far away in the car as possible from that guy.

  14. Steelerchick

    He’s hot !!

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