Also known as “ewok chic.”
Also known as “lost much weight, now fuckable” in ewokanese.
I hit it.
i’d let her jerk me off.
i bet she has small hands, my dick would look huge…
You could slick her hair back in the shower and she would look like a 12 year old boy.
I’d let her jerk me off too, but I’d still insist on coming on in her mouth.
I didn’t know Sears still had photo studios!
I hope they have a penicillin dispenser in restroom, because I’d drunkenly tap it.
How very ……colorful. Very much in the spirit of the holiday season. She’s like a demented treetop ornament.
Jokes on you Snooki. I’ve already got herpes so let’s do this.
I hope this was the only picture *crosses fingers*
What the hell is Snooki up to, trying to look fuckable and all? I find it totally unfair that a woman who once made my stomach turn is now making my pee pee tingle.
It will tingle a lot worse afterwards.
Your saying that made it tingle all the more, to the point that I’m spent. So never mind, Snooki. (I’m just kidding. I’d still fuck you until your eyes crossed.)
Fuck, I hate myself for saying this, but I’d put my penis in that.
Keep in mind though, I’m desperate.
right now i would definitely hit that also.
Same here. I would put your penis in that, too, but not my own.
this is the best blog ever
Christ Starfire, what happened in the reboot?
Starfire? What the fuck did the DC reboot do to you?!
Can this technically be called a bikini? Ladies…your input, please?
it’s called a cut out bikini.
No relation to mononucleosis, I hope.
Monokini (Lynn is wrong and therefore dumb.)
And thus ended the existence of furry fetishists.
In all honestly, she has the best looking face out of all of the shore girls, which doesn’t say much.
I feel funny…down there.
WOW. I cannot believe how much she has changed. I wouldn’t rate her yummy, but she looks really, really good.
Fuck. My world is spinning and “What happened?” is raging through my mind.
Is it me or does it look like there is no bottom to the swimsuit?! I think this might be photoshopped a little.
Yep, definitely looks photoshopped…
That’s what I was observing!
Definitely no bottom! Unless this is just an easy-access “bikini”
Not only the bikini… Look at her right leg!!! It’s ridiculously so tiny… Bad photoshopped as well…
if you look behind her thumb/hand she has on her waist, you can see skin/her butt? so maybe she’s at a really weird angle to where the leg that looks skinny is actually her calf, not her thigh…
Photoshop’s not out of the question, but I think it’s just the perspective (and maybe lens) making her legs look small.
You can dress up a pig, but it’s still a pig!!
It shames me to say that looking how she has lately, I would bang her.
/Goes to make myself a strong drink now.
Fat, orange, short, annoying, skanky, and drunk…Because that’s attractive, right?
I would rend and torture here anally.
She could be attractive if she didn’t insist on looking like such a fucking idiot.
This is the book cover for If You Feed A Cheetah a Pickle.
She’s lost all that weight and I don’t find her even 1 bit more attractive than before.
Oh thank god, someone with reason. I still wouldn’t fuck this ugly twat if you paid me. I pity a lot of people here :/
I’m with you guys. Yes, she somehow lost a lot of weight, got some bolt-ons, and probably had some other work done. But there is no plastic surgery for grace, class, height, etc.
Agreed. I am not understanding some of the comments for this photo… She still looks like shit.
Introduced at this year’s CES PukeyChoo – The first ever Pokemon Ho character.
Objects in photo are actual size.
Bikini or not, chances are pretty good it’s crotchless.
Even at 50% off, a slam pig doesn’t change it’s spots.
And don’t forget, she’s the intelligent one in her circle of friends.
If I hit it would my penis have orange stain on it, like when you drink an orange fanta?
You drink orange Fanta with your penis?
I didn’t know Kim Kardashian had any pics before the whole Ray-Jay porn situation…
her legs are freaking me out…anyone else?
The high angle of the camera and her stance makes it look weird.
This is what happens when you cross an Ewok, any duck faced girl on Myspace/Facebook and Paris Hilton’s vagina. You get A Snooki.
Still looks snookered!
I applaud her on the weight loss but too bad she could not lose the ugly.
She gives me diamond cutter…
No, it has not had all its shots.
is this crotchless?
Do you think a sign saying, “Insert Dick Here” would be to subtle?
I can’t believe I’m saying this but I would let her “Yub Yub on my nub nub.”
Just what we needed – an excuse to drink tonight. Perhaps a few bottles of vodka will do the trick of erasing this photo from my mind.
It’s such an old trick, fat girl using a high camera angle to look skinnier.
I still wouldn’t fuck her.
I’d do her anally while I hold her head in the toilet.
I’m so glad I missed this crap.
She’s still alive?
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Snooki posted a bikini pic of herself to Twitter. (December 15, 2011)