I can think of two very good reasons to invite her to a party.

*Bad* dress choice.

She has all the right bits and pieces, but the dress is working against them.

“I’m a little teapot, short and stout….”

I see no reason to H8. I hate myself for typing the word “hate” like that.

Examining her specs in Google leaves me with the opinion that she was very nicely assembled.

I think more of these events should feature recreational rope skipping.