superficial

  1. joe

    Careful, honey. He looks hungry.

  2. Mr. Poop

    Jesus he is top heavy…looks like Austin Powers standing on Mini Me’s shoulders

  3. cclaire

    His body shape is very interesting

  4. dontkillthemessenger

    It’s never good to vomit up your peanut M&Ms in the middle of a date.

  5. Jade

    I think he might have just thrown up a little in his mouth.

  6. Schmidtler

    It just occurred to me that I’ve never seen Jonah Hill and Chris Christie in the same place at the same time.

  7. MRF

    Wait until she finds out he isn’t a furry.

  8. The first human in history to achieve the “Inverted Bowling Pin” body type.

  9. meeps!

    It’s a race, it’s a chase, hurry up and feed their face!
    Who will win? No one knows! Feed the hungry hip-ip-pos!
    Hungry Hungry Hippos!

  10. contusion

    Just…one…wafer…thin…mint?

  11. EricLr

    Someone just told him that Judd Apatow is retiring.

  12. Why does everyone suddenly look like an Oompa Loompa? I need to check a mirror, STAT.

  13. Mike701

    Shouldn’t she be the one throwing up a little at the thought of sex?

  14. Heywood Jablome

    Too late, Hitchcock was already cast.

  15. Fishballs

    Say what you want, but Fat Jonah Hill looks better than Skinny Jonah Hill. When he was skinny, he looked like that weird Man/Kid from Children of the Corn!

  16. she fiine. FML.

  17. angerinside

    He’s dating her to look straight and she’s dating him to look anorexic.

  18. Don Draper's Dad

    Wanna be in my wolf pack?

  19. cc

    2/3rds of a Chris Christie.

  20. Dick Trickle

    Isn’t that his girlfriend from The Sitter?

    Fuck, now you know I watched The Sitter.

  21. She’s a cutie. What’s she doing hanging out with Baby Huey?

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