I do believe his face is shrinking.
… while his head is swelling.
it’s crossing the event horizon of his chin.
He’s telling that awesome joke about “Basic Instinct” that’s still part of his stand-up act. Current!
or a topical lewinski joke
– I accept this honor with great humility…
– Jay, it’s not your star!
– Shut up, Conan!… I mean Hugh.
Wolverine, look out! It’s the Blob!
“Whithle while you work…thhh thhhh thhhh thhhhh thhhhh”
Chris Christie sure get’s around.
“I breathe like this because I have a deviated septum…”
you can thee the lithp
Fuck Jay Leno.
“I told Conan he could have this speaking gig, but then I took it back at the last minute.”
The new frontman for ‘The Blockheads’.
Is that a forked tongue?
I’m really excited to see his take on Little Face in the new Dick Tracy.
Picture the smell of his breath.
Oh and while your at it. Picture him naked with that exact look on his face.
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