I didn’t know Pippa was in L.A.

“Hello? When I said I wanted a rent-boy in basic black, this is not what I had in mind.”

“Yeah ma…that’s right! I got the role of “Dumb” Donald on the new Fat Albert and the Cosby Kids movie! My career is back on track now!’

Janice Dickinson is totally rocking those skinny jeans!

You know those news stories where someone gets shot in a drug deal gone bad? Well, this is what it looks like just beforehand.

Wanker and wankee in Beverly Hills.

That is one odd pair of fellers.

That sunglasses-over-the-douchey-winter-hat look is awesome.

This is what the Faces of Meth look like just before they start blowing each other for warmth and human contact.

“…I asked for Brooklyn Decker and they send me a Jonas brother!… Yes, I still had sex with him, but now he wants me to buy him skinny jeans and a promise ring!”

So, this is what we’ve come to…Mickey Rourke is procuring hustlers for third parties?

It’s nice to see the gay couples out for coffee and shopping!

Garanimals for adults?

81/2 weeks 2: electwink boogaloo.