The Crap We Missed - Friday 12.14.12
Laurent Homburger and Shauna Sand in Beverly Hills. (December 13, 2012)
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The Crap We Missed - Friday 12.14.12
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They’re hybrid name… Sandburger.
I think “Sandburger” is what her ex-husbands call her cooch.
oooh, bimbo got herself a himbo
There’s more lucite than lucid in this picture, I’d wager.
Who’s the bottom in this relationship?
Stop with the frosting! Frosted eye shadow, frosted lipstick…Stop!!
That’s his mother though, right?
She looks like she is attempting to express something.
Give her 15 minutes. She’ll get there.
So would…..so, so would
god, I’d fuck him for days & days – what a hottie!
Damn You for omitting the Stripper Heels.
Quack, quack !! Quack, quack !!
Hey! Ducks are my favourite bird! She wishes she were a duck.
Grumble mumble.
Ugh. The things people would do for fame…
I hope he didn’t pay for the full hour.
What the fuck? He’d be really attractive if he wasn’t touching the syphilis queen. I hope to fuck he’s dumb as a box of crackers, otherwise that’s one hell of an unfortunate waste.
The sign behind them says it all.
Gross. I hope she starts dating Chris Brown. He could become like celebrity Dexter, getting rid of the awful women “celebrities.” He is going to do it anyway we may as well give him a useful direction.
She looks like a cardboard cutout, and he just picks her up and moves here from place to place.
‘her’ jeeze too much wine.
“Mom, after the picture, can just go home? Worst Winter Formal ever!”
Candy canes are now ruined for everyone.
that guy is prettier than her