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  1. Dr. Rockso

    Jack Reacharound?

    Dec 14, 2012 at 3:13 pm /  Reply /10
  2. Iveski

    Very brave of him to try and negotiate that crowd wearing stilts.

    Dec 14, 2012 at 3:34 pm /  Reply /00
  3. Frank the Duck

    This is a joke , right? Tom Cruise as Jack Reacher. In the books, which I am sure he has not read, Jack Reacher is 6’5″ and 240 and a former MP. How a midget Jewish spaceman is going to pull that off is not very clear. What s next? Peter Dinkage as Robert Wadlow?

    I guess they are counting on the illiteracy of Americans…

    Dec 14, 2012 at 4:20 pm /  Reply /30
  4. EricLr

    ….No seriously, why can’t you get an erection?

    Dec 14, 2012 at 4:21 pm /  Reply /00
  5. Pippi's Bongstocking

    “Will you marry me, young stranger? “

    Dec 14, 2012 at 4:46 pm /  Reply /10
  6. AnnaD.

    I have no idea how he got cast as Jack Reacher. There must’ve been blowjobs involved, or is Hollywood THAT idiotic now??

    Dec 14, 2012 at 5:01 pm /  Reply /00
    • oldfool

      The Space Cadet Mafia (Scientologists) own half of Hollyrock these days. The other half celebrates Chanaukah.

      Dec 15, 2012 at 11:14 pm /  Reply /00
  7. vitobonespur

    Cute girl, Cruise. Maybe you can get her to go home with you. Just make sure you get her up in time to make her a lunch and get her to school.

    Dec 14, 2012 at 5:43 pm /  Reply /10
  8. angerinside

    “Seriously it’s a great deal. You get to travel the world, live in big houses, have your picture taken all the time, get pregnant by any white guy you want (just not me) as long as you sign this prenup and promise that once a month you’ll wear a Muscavige mask and let my stick thetans up your ass.”

    Dec 14, 2012 at 7:27 pm /  Reply /20
  9. lori

    Be careful. Your face is going to freeze like that. Ohh….

    Dec 14, 2012 at 9:03 pm /  Reply /00
  10. cc

    Heheheh, I was just joking when I said ‘You ever though about becoming a soulless automaton?’

    Dec 15, 2012 at 12:49 pm /  Reply /10
  11. Beefy_McSourballs

    Man, she must only be three feet tall.

    Dec 15, 2012 at 8:46 pm /  Reply /00
  12. John Travolta

    She’s cute. I’d fuck her all ways to Sunday….and maybe Mon or Tues. Lemme check my schedule….

    Clear…looks like we’re on!

    Dec 16, 2012 at 3:35 am /  Reply /10
  13. rubbydubby

    His dick is probably the size of his pinky.

    Dec 17, 2012 at 2:56 pm /  Reply /00

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