Wait… Santa’s a white guy?
“Is that a yule log in your pocket, or are you John Hamm?”
Nope, Hickory Farms.
Santa’s going to hold her there until she pisses in his lap, isn’t he?
Oh Santa…I thought you were different.
Wait, wait no, it’s just eggnog!
Cause that’s what Christmas is all about. Sexually suggestive poses with fictional holiday icons.
All Santa wants for Christmas is a good motorboat.
“And on this one occasion, Santa came more than once a year.”
And never left.
Someone needs to let Doug Hutchinson know that she’s in her twenties. Also, stop dressing as Santa.
A few minutes later, Santa emptied his sack.
Ho. Ho. Ho.
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Amy Markham at the Babes In Toyland Christmas Charity event at The W Hotel in Hollywood. (December 12, 2013) -Photo: Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN