The don’t look like they are 5 bars deep on the xannies. Nope, not at all.
How do these two keep getting work? They’re not attractive. Isn’t that the only requirement for that kind of gig?
…whatever it is they do, it must pay well, ’cause neither of them have missed a meal.
I LOVE Christmas themed porn.
‘Tis the season for gangbanging a chick in a Santa hat.
Shouldn’t these two be titty fucking a couple of 138 water bottles?
I guess I don’t check the CDC website that often, but damn, that must have required a helluva containment team.
One step up from accompanying Corey Feldman to a nightclub next weekend.
Plastic toy showcased by plastic people.
Great symmetry there.
How much for the both of them?
Most plastic surgeons won’t do just one, so you have to get both of them. Usually around $6000-$15,000.
“I thought the invitation said Sex Toyland?”
“Don’t worry, I can’t read either!”
They have that “How Much Longer Can We Really Be Doing This” look on their faces.
I feel sorry for the kids who gets the toys these two collect.
What is this, “Tits for Tots”?
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