1. The don’t look like they are 5 bars deep on the xannies. Nope, not at all.

  2. nobody's second cousin

    How do these two keep getting work? They’re not attractive. Isn’t that the only requirement for that kind of gig?

  3. cc

    I LOVE Christmas themed porn.

  4. Shouldn’t these two be titty fucking a couple of 138 water bottles?

  5. I guess I don’t check the CDC website that often, but damn, that must have required a helluva containment team.

  6. dontkillthemessenger

    One step up from accompanying Corey Feldman to a nightclub next weekend.

  7. Dox

    Plastic toy showcased by plastic people.

    Great symmetry there.

  8. How much for the both of them?

  9. Beltliner

    “I thought the invitation said Sex Toyland?”

    “Don’t worry, I can’t read either!”

  10. fred

    They have that “How Much Longer Can We Really Be Doing This” look on their faces.

  11. I feel sorry for the kids who gets the toys these two collect.

  12. What is this, “Tits for Tots”?

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