He’s been focusing on the neglected food groups: the whipped group, the congealed group, and the choctastic.
“hi Dr. Nick!”
Is he a pygmy?
No, but he ate one on TV.
Dude,,, seriously… Oompa Loompa’s are orange.
I mean really…. EVERYONE knows that… And kids, we are just discussing this because someone wrote this.
Nice shoes, dude.. Thanks for holding up your skirt to show us.
Magic Johnson’s son in 10 years
Throw a floppy wide-brimmed hat on him and Magic wouldn’t even know it wasn’t his son.
Why does he look so angry at us? WE didn’t tell him to dress like Florida Evans going on her first date since James died in that car crash
“DAMN, DAMN, DAMN!!!”
Getting away with rape is one thing, but NOBODY gets away with those shoes.
The force is strong with this one. And by force I mean chocolate.
Those tiny shoes are still too big. It ain’t easy bein’ Green.
What a stupid rapist/druggy. This guy ought to be in prison…instead, he’s out promoting his fat ass disgusting self. Loser.
His transition to 2009 Star Jones is off to a good start.
On a normal sized person those would be short shorts.
Take your hand, cover his face from the top of his sunglasses down…..
Kind of looks like a Jawa Sand Crawler, doesn’t it?
I Kinda See Kung Fu Panda Myself…But I See Where You’re Coming From…I Think I’d Like To Unsee It All Now Please.
When you look into…. the… forehead…. sometimes… it looks back?
Or something like that.
Support meetings start at 10pm, my house. BYOB.
“Yo Cee Lo! Ditch the sandals! They might find out you’re Santa!”
How did he get my mom’s clothes?
Could you imagine this thing trying to have sex with you?
Conscious or roofied?
I’m pretty confident I could just walk away at a leisurely pace and avoid it entirely.
Maybe Santa will bring this nice man a mirror for Christmas since he apparently doesn’t own one.
Something tells me this guy would be perfectly comfortable in Elton John’s closet.
I don’t care for Kim Khardashian now that she’s shaved her head.
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