1. cc

    The first fifth of scotch is always the hardest.

  2. That’s the look most people give when one of her songs come on the radio.

  3. She’s about to go full Witherspoon.

  4. She still can’t see what she’s thinking, but she’s getting close.

  5. Thats the way to do it Paula mix those pills with Grey Goose.

  6. “I love eggnog so damn much! I want to be it!”

  7. “All I want is more Xanax for Christmas.”

  8. “I’m not as think as you drunk I am”

  9. Hey Fella, Are You George Zimmerman?

    Goss milch wha ha whoa…….

  10. She might be at Milk Studios now, but I guarantee her previous stop was Vodka Studios.

  11. “This isn’t my car!”

  12. Is this what she meant when she said she was in a funky way?

  13. …are we sure she did’nt just have dinner with Cee-Lo?

  14. whatever

    those prescription pills don’t do anyone any good, only turns you into a junkie before you know it

  15. martina

    “I’m Paula Abdul and I’ve been high for 24/7/365 for 23 consecutive years.”

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