Resist the urge to go for the low-hanging fruit, everyone.
Damn it, you just killed every joke we were gonna make. :-)
That fruit looks pretty gravity-defying to me. Oh, but it’s wax fruit.
oh god that poor dog
Dog: “I’d rather be sniffing another dog’s ass right now.”
Ho Hum.. How boring. Your Daddy’s rich and you’re very average and chubby, with an inexcusable amount of make up.. He must be so proud.
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