superficial

  1. Nice makeup, Nancy.

  2. Matty

    Zoolander much?

  3. Mr. Poop, 2nd of his name

    lipstick, hair treated, sucking in his cheeks despite being rail-thin…what a fking girl

  4. You must take your place in the Circle of Douche.

  5. joe

    Ice, ice, Bieber

  6. Well, at least thanks to Obama, one day he’ll be able to get married.

  7. Joe Blow

    “They tried to stone me once, my dear. It did not worrrrk.”

  8. Johnny P!

    Looking dejected ’cause his Mom wouldn’t let him play with the Victoria’s Secret models’ ‘Tinker Toys”.

  9. Tidbit

    (S)He’s a living version of those horrible Patrick Nagel illustrations of women in the 80′s

  10. --

    Blue Steel!

  11. cut the poor boy some slack. He’s just found out that adult victoria’s secret models are a lot less fawning than prepubescent girls.

  12. Pine Table Fever

    The Lion King – the only movie he can get into without the supervision of an adult.

  13. RStak

    He didn’t know Mufasa died….

  14. yourmom

    This is my serious face.

  15. Cock Dr

    That’s a mouth that was made for fellatio.

  16. meeps!

    Why is k. d. lang so sad?

  17. Visible Ink

    In the androgynous 80s you couldn’t tell if this was a guy or a girl. Wait, you still can’t.

  18. Mama Pinkus

    LOL – it is wildly evident this mildly talented halfwit fancies himself as some kind of Elvis

  19. EricLr

    Awwhhh, did someone not get his juice box?

  20. oldfool

    Someone told him an usher would tend to his needs. He left disappointed.

  21. Bionic_Crouton

    From the look on the guys face behind him,Justin Bieber is ten seconds away from being dragged into a back alley “against his will”.

  22. Trying to look badass while watching the Lion King is hard.

  23. Brentkilledaguy

    HIm and James Franco have been the same person all along :O

  24. Skeezix

    “I’m ready for my bukkake moment! Where do you want me?”

  25. Trying to look like: Jerry Lee Lewis.
    Actually looks like: The 13-year-old cousin-wife.

  26. LilDeuceDeuce

    Dude seriously looks like Vanilla Ice from his smash-hit movie, Cool as Ice.

  27. “Look you guys, I’m just a little upset that Samantha Ronson wouldn’t let me borrow her skinny jeans and sneakers. It’s not fair, eh? At least she let me wear her pretty bracelet and angst-ridden expression, so we’re basically even. Bieber out.”

  28. “I am so-o-o-o-o pissed! Some little girl stole one of my graham crackers and I’m gonna kick her ass!”

  29. Hank E. Ring

    K.D. Lang is back!

  30. Androo

    I think he’s starting to look like Michael Jackson. Creepy.

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