your barn door is open

Justin Bieber’s great, great, great, great, great, great grandfather.

And one more restaurant is completely out of Jello now. Thanks, Larry.

“Mmmm… I love the taste of man paste in the evening.”

Losing control of your tongue is a sign you should’ve died 7 years ago.

Tobey Maguire’s his new wingman back there?

Get your guns. The zombies are coming.

I gotta hand it to Larry, he dresses way cooler than most 104-year olds.

Chewing your gum looks classless. Gumming your gum looks hilarious.

Senile. Now he forgets to zip up.

Fuck it’s weird when wrinklies dress like twentysomethings. At least throw on a jaunty scarf, ya octogenarian hipster.

damn. good luck resisting that.

I was trying to figure out why his fly would be down, and then I saw that guy in the background.

Can’t someone just ask him what killed the dinosaurs?

“There’s nothing going on here, Eddie. Let’s see what’s happening on Santa Monica Blvd.”

Kill it! Kill it whit fire!!

Skeletor wears skinny jeans now?

If there is ever a zombie outbreak, pretty sure he’s screwed no matter which side he runs into.

Would someone please tell his wife to stop dressing him at Express?

He was uncool before being uncool was uncool.

Looks like a hipster Crypt Keeper. lol.

“Hello Left Molar, you’re on the air…a piece of brocoli is stuck in you? Okay, hang on…”

Yikes. Who thought making a sequel to Cruising was a good idea?

Seriously, what episode of “The Walking Dead” is this from?

It’s like he is Rupert Murdoch’s picture of Dorian Gray.

” Where’s his Marc Anthony character? I’m gonna kick,his ass ” .

“She really likes it when I stick my tongue out like this and then trace the alphabet with the tip.”