your barn door is open
The Anti-Jon Hamm.
Smithers, come over and shut my barn door for me! Smithers!!
Justin Bieber’s great, great, great, great, great, great grandfather.
And one more restaurant is completely out of Jello now. Thanks, Larry.
“Mmmm… I love the taste of man paste in the evening.”
Losing control of your tongue is a sign you should’ve died 7 years ago.
Tobey Maguire’s his new wingman back there?
Get your guns. The zombies are coming.
I gotta hand it to Larry, he dresses way cooler than most 104-year olds.
Chewing your gum looks classless. Gumming your gum looks hilarious.
Senile. Now he forgets to zip up.
And he wound up in West Hollywood. The guy in the back has an “Instant Assification” bag.
Fuck it’s weird when wrinklies dress like twentysomethings. At least throw on a jaunty scarf, ya octogenarian hipster.
damn. good luck resisting that.
I was trying to figure out why his fly would be down, and then I saw that guy in the background.
Can’t someone just ask him what killed the dinosaurs?
“There’s nothing going on here, Eddie. Let’s see what’s happening on Santa Monica Blvd.”
Kill it! Kill it whit fire!!
This line never fails to crack me up. Yup.
Skeletor wears skinny jeans now?
If there is ever a zombie outbreak, pretty sure he’s screwed no matter which side he runs into.
Would someone please tell his wife to stop dressing him at Express?
He was uncool before being uncool was uncool.
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