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  1. jorge

    he looks like the kind of guy that would lure you to his house under the guise of giving you free cocaine – then you wake up with no recollection of the evenings activities and a sore, bloody anus

  2. “Hurry! Get my picture! I’m out of rehab! Hurry…oh, too late.”

  3. dontkillthemessenger

    Too late for us to shield our eyes like the guy in the background.

  4. Johnny P!

    The pose pretty much sums him up.

  5. Ronaldo

    Always classy

  6. Deacon Jones

    I tried finding that video of him getting kicked out a house party but I think youtube removed it.
    Everyone on the deck overhead were pouring their cups of beer on him as he was falling down in the alley.

    Funny/sad, depending on your level of empathy

  7. Public exams are fine – guys get breast cancer too, you know?

  8. zomgbie

    he learned that in jail.

  9. This guy has been on my deadpool list for 5 years straight. I’ve been wishing him dead for about 10 years, but only formalized it 5 years ago.

  10. ThisWillHurt

    Andy Dick showing everyone where AIDS comes from.

  11. Halo

    The only guy on the planet who can tell you the flavor of a popsicle by sitting on it.

  12. Visible Ink

    Quick, cover your eyes before you turn to salt.

  13. Coincidentally, Mr. Dick was arrested both before and after this photo was taken.

  14. GLT

    Never in all of history has there been a more appropriately named person.

  15. will

    Dick(head).

  16. K-Tron

    “Nah- I don’t think we need to feel him up or see his x-ray”- The TSA, for the only time ever.

  17. henry hill

    “Oh, I’m not flying anywhere, I’m just here for the free feel-ups.”

  18. well shit I thought he was locked up somewhere. god knows he oughta be.

  19. EricLr

    I bet he gets his own special line at the security screening.

  20. Timothy

    Can we just have Jon Lovitz kick his ass again?

  21. Bigalkie

    Ok! We get it Mr. Mackie… Drugs are bad mmmmkay.

  22. Bionic_Crouton

    You forgot to put the word ‘likes’ in between Andy and Dick.

  23. Bionic_Crouton

    You forgot to put ‘likes’ in between Andy and Dick

  24. Dish

    Obviously Jon Hamm is somewhere behind that photographer

  25. Jack

    Stupid Perv!

  26. Had is name changed from “Harry Dicksucker.”

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