1. Johnny P!

    They make retardedly strong sunscreens now if Skeletor can go out in full daytime sun!

  2. I think I saw him in the pages of one of my comic books from the eighties.

  3. Deacon Jones

    (sits up quickly)
    “Oops! Papi just pooped himself again, get the wipes”

  4. Somebody has been working out… Shannon.

  5. Isn’t it about time we teach the people of Miami how to make and eat a sandwich?

  6. Visible Ink

    Is he dying? Billy Bob Thornton in his worst drunken drugged up days didn’t look this bad.

  7. Miles

    Shes pregnant

  8. will

    I see England, I see France(ooops used that already)…

  9. BP

    What’s he paying her……

  10. BP

    Mi amor don’t go! I’ll sing another shitty Spanish ballad to you…..

  11. he’s got to have a magic/huge dick, there is no other explanation, there’s the money of course but he bangs rich girls too.

  12. Bigalkie

    Hey Hercules

  13. Bionic_Crouton

    Body by Buscemi.

  14. rican

    Amazingly, some iguanas have learned to sit up straight.

  15. “Shouldn’t there be more ass there? I’m kind of used to more ass.”

  16. Miranda Veracruz De La Hoya Cardenal


  17. You know what? This type of shit really pisses me off! That’s it. I’m getting off the fucking internet to go make some money.

  18. If this fucker gets any thinner, he’ll slip down between the grains of sand.

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