1. “It’s nothing. Just a cold sore.”

  2. fred

    “Wait a minute. I was told that this would be some sort of advertising industry event and that there would be no questions about my sexuality.”

  3. JimBB

    Is he advertising that he’s gay?

  4. Vlad

    Vacurect technical support line. How may I be of assistance?

  5. Dear Kevin Jonas,

    You are too fat and too short for skinny jeans, suits, etc, stop wearing them.


  6. “You want to know the key to my success? I wear women’s slacks.”

  7. His standard rider stipulates that he should have a lemon drop at the ready at all times.

  8. EnglishTeacherAnni

    From Boy Bander to FABULOUS Air Traffic Controller.

  9. Dude took the time to straight lace his shoes but couldn’t find some freakin’ polish? Nope. Sorry. He can’t be gay.

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