1. boof

    “That bitch just looked at me right before she went into the porta-potty.”

  2. You know when you have a tasty bit of ice cream you had earlier that day caught on the edge of your lip? Well… pussy.

  3. ‘Come on, is there really blue chemical toilet stuff on my face, or are you just fucking with me?’

  4. Inner Retard

    His tongue and eyes do this every time he sees a beautiful woman but right after sees an even better looking one.

  5. JimBB

    Well, helllloooo there, anyone with a vagina.

  6. EnglishTeacherAnni

    “I find the ladies prefer the ‘side to side’, rather than the traditional up and down. I call it ‘Gerardalingis’ .”

  7. journalschism

    “Fucking Fassbender’s two up on me– Well, hello there…”

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