superficial

  1. His eyes say he wishes he’d hanged himself on that island.

  2. He’s looking a little Philadelphia-esque right?

  3. Mr Banks was what he called his moustache. Unfortunately he couldn’t.

  4. Inner Retard

    Moustache regret is one of the most powerful emotions of all. And he’s just beginning to realize that.

  5. I cant rip on anything about him, seems like one of the genuine cool guys in Hollywood.

  6. Vlad

    Golly, you look like hell, Mr. Hanks.

    Screw you, Disney!

  7. “He’s… still behind me, isn’t he?”

  8. The Pope

    Clearly, Ricky Gervais was more excited to be there than Tom Hanks was.

  9. Flatliner

    Good grief, that looks more like Hitler’s dappier twin brother.

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