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  1. JC

    “Mr. Ford, please to stop doing your Chewbacca impression. It’s very distracting to the orchestra.”

  2. “Yeah? Well, who’s the more foolish, the fool or these fools who are following me?”

  3. “See? I can direct better than Lucas!!! You hear that Lucas!?!?!?!”

  4. Consumate professionals, the orchestra held that note until his stroke was over.

  5. anonymous

    I think the girl with the violin has got “Love You” written on her eyelids.

  6. Voice of Reisling

    Never go full conductor.

  7. JimBB

    “He keeps telling us to stroke….oh wait, shit…”

  8. “Uh, everything’s under control. Situation normal..”

  9. crb

    I’m sure he went back to full-on crankiness right after this photo.

  10. Swearin

    “Suck it, John Williams!”

  11. “There! Conducted it in under twelve parsecs. I STILL GOT IT!”

  12. “Why do you have light sabers whipping around in the background?”
    “BECAUSE I’M HAN FUCKING SOLO BITCH!”

  13. “Mr. Ford your fly is open !”

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