Even his whores had to use a sick day for this appearance
Yeah, no evidence of MJ’s special touch here…
Bookstore camouflage. I like it.
Almost as good as Sherlock Holmes, Game of Shadows.
The Dewey Decimal System doesn’t have a category for him
the guy who sold him that suit could probably sell ice to eskimos.
Man I hate it when stores let the stock boys wear whatever they want.
He must be promoting the Si-Cology 101 book on his left.
Nice to see he found jobs for all those old test patterns the tv stations used to use to sign off at 4 in the morning.
Clearly he lost a bet that anyone would buy his book.
Yep, I guess he really was raped by dudes when he was younger.
At first I thought that was a disembodied head placed on a bookshelf. Now, I’m wishing it really was.
Apparently he was molested by Willy Wonka too.
I admire wardrobe audacity in a man even if it is, in the end, a horrid failure.
What fucktard gave this clown a book deal???
The same fucktard that gave Jenna Jameson one?
I assume he is trying to look like Jim Carrey from The Mask?
He’ll take one of every book in the “Self-Help” section.
Auditioning for the rebooted Book Worm villain in an upcoming Batman movie.
He’s been touched by a smooth criminal.
The hat says Dick Tracy, the suit says living room curtains circa 1967.
He couldn’t decide which colour suit to wear, so he wore them all.
“And these…….they tell me……..are BOOKS!”
Hey Bert! Look here Bert! I made a whole suit out of your shirt, Bert!
If they are lucky, this is how Charlie Sheens twin boys will turn out in the future. Yes, this is as much as anyone can hope for.
Since when are pedophilia books stocked in the sports section?
…this is a 42 year old man.
Two things shock me:
1. That suit.
2. Barnes and Noble is still in business.
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Corey Feldman at a book signing at Barnes & Noble at The Grove in Los Angeles. (November 7, 2013) -Photo: Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN