Even his whores had to use a sick day for this appearance
Yeah, no evidence of MJ’s special touch here…
Bookstore camouflage. I like it.
Almost as good as Sherlock Holmes, Game of Shadows.
The Dewey Decimal System doesn’t have a category for him
the guy who sold him that suit could probably sell ice to eskimos.
Man I hate it when stores let the stock boys wear whatever they want.
He must be promoting the Si-Cology 101 book on his left.
Nice to see he found jobs for all those old test patterns the tv stations used to use to sign off at 4 in the morning.
Clearly he lost a bet that anyone would buy his book.
Yep, I guess he really was raped by dudes when he was younger.
At first I thought that was a disembodied head placed on a bookshelf. Now, I’m wishing it really was.
Apparently he was molested by Willy Wonka too.
I admire wardrobe audacity in a man even if it is, in the end, a horrid failure.
What fucktard gave this clown a book deal???
The same fucktard that gave Jenna Jameson one?
I assume he is trying to look like Jim Carrey from The Mask?
He’ll take one of every book in the “Self-Help” section.
Auditioning for the rebooted Book Worm villain in an upcoming Batman movie.
He’s been touched by a smooth criminal.
The hat says Dick Tracy, the suit says living room curtains circa 1967.
He couldn’t decide which colour suit to wear, so he wore them all.
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