1. Even his whores had to use a sick day for this appearance

  2. Yeah, no evidence of MJ’s special touch here…

  3. Bookstore camouflage. I like it.

  4. The Dewey Decimal System doesn’t have a category for him

  5. anonymous

    the guy who sold him that suit could probably sell ice to eskimos.

  6. Slappy Magoo

    Man I hate it when stores let the stock boys wear whatever they want.

  7. Judd

    He must be promoting the Si-Cology 101 book on his left.

  8. Nice to see he found jobs for all those old test patterns the tv stations used to use to sign off at 4 in the morning.

  9. Inner Retard

    Clearly he lost a bet that anyone would buy his book.

  10. Yep, I guess he really was raped by dudes when he was younger.

  11. At first I thought that was a disembodied head placed on a bookshelf. Now, I’m wishing it really was.

  12. JimBB

    Apparently he was molested by Willy Wonka too.

  13. Cock Dr

    I admire wardrobe audacity in a man even if it is, in the end, a horrid failure.

  14. Miche

    What fucktard gave this clown a book deal???

  15. I assume he is trying to look like Jim Carrey from The Mask?

  16. He’ll take one of every book in the “Self-Help” section.

  17. Not Marvel

    Auditioning for the rebooted Book Worm villain in an upcoming Batman movie.

  18. Phoenix

    He’s been touched by a smooth criminal.

  19. Swearin

    The hat says Dick Tracy, the suit says living room curtains circa 1967.

  20. He couldn’t decide which colour suit to wear, so he wore them all.

  21. EnglishTeacherAnni

    “And these…….they tell me……..are BOOKS!”

  22. @&^@#$1

    Hey Bert! Look here Bert! I made a whole suit out of your shirt, Bert!

  23. whatever

    If they are lucky, this is how Charlie Sheens twin boys will turn out in the future. Yes, this is as much as anyone can hope for.

  24. s45qu4tch

    Since when are pedophilia books stocked in the sports section?

  25. Johnny Barbells

    …this is a 42 year old man.

  26. Two things shock me:

    1. That suit.
    2. Barnes and Noble is still in business.

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