1. This is the happiest I’ve seen her in years.

  2. She’s got her glass of wine, and plate of a grape…she’s gonna be full for a week.

  3. it had to be said

    “One more person says I look like Jennifer Love Hewitt . . .”

  4. Why is her head on a pike?

  5. cc

    Sitting there with a glass of ‘Joie de Vivre’

  6. BlackAndWhiteMinstrel

    She just found out Pinot isn’t the plural

  7. fandy

    “ok seriously love, I ate last week, I am good”

  8. The Brown Streak

    Done him…done him…done him…done him…done her…done him…maybe Maury was right…

  9. Cartman

    I can see the regret in her eyes… she wishes she only had 2 Cheerios for breakfast instead of 3.

  10. TomFrank

    “Don’t grab your balls, David…don’t grab your balls, David… Oh, Christ, he grabbed them.”

  11. Jill_Ess

    She’s had that same face ever since JLo ruined her career.

  12. arnieblackblack

    What a miserable cunt

  13. Chupacabra

    Whasa matter, why you so sad?

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