Laurence Fishburne at the premiere of Have A Little Faith in Los Angeles. (November 3, 2011)
*Plays Sanford and Son theme*
Wait, isn’t his daughter’s name Faith?
“Why yes. They are my pajamas.”
Or a POW outfit.
“Yes, I have seen my daughters porno, fuck you very much”
I expect it’s more or less mandatory for the Executive Producer.
I’d agree…but LF actually has more talent than that. The video was terrible even by porn standards.
Between the sartorial tips and the porn criticism, you could write a Playboy Advisor-style column, McFeely.
He wouldn’t be smiling like that if she saw his daughters assne.
“I am now a holy man. I repudiate the entertainment lifestyle, the drinking, the drugs, the loose women…wait…did I say loose women? Oh hell, just kidding. I’m an actor through and through!”
Is he wearing caution tape from a nuclear reactor?
Seconds before the photo guy tells him his daughter is being fucked by a guy nicknamed ‘Gapeman’.
“Merhaba, Would you like to buy a carpet?”
“Where’s the Oracle, she will tell me what’s happening with my carreer”
Dementia is a bitch. You would have thought someone would have stopped him from coming out in his pajamas and a beach towel.
“i’ma gonna get me some Faith…the Vampire Slayer…”
Laurence Fishburne at the premiere of “‘Have A Little Faith’ in your daughter’s career choices” in Los Angeles. (November 3, 2011)
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