Cami Parker and Tila Tequila at Damon Feldman and Alki David's Celebrity Fight Night in Beverly Hills. (November 3, 2011)
Two weeks in a row, the backdrop nails it…
Which part, where it says “Wombat”?
Steve Buscemi in drag??
Not Pictured: HIV negative
So is Tila still pregnant? or was it adopting? or was it engaged? Or did Jugaloos pelt her with human feces? Jesus Christ…is all that real, or am I in The Matrix?
There’s always funky teeth somewhere in TCWM.
Don’t worry people… they both already have herpes.
Oh how cute! Someone dressed them up like people!
If someone used a shotgun to their craniums, I would value that backdrop as a wonderful and important piece of art.
I’ve missed Tila and her antics. Less JLH, more Tila.
This is where porn always lets us down. Real life lesbians are never as hot as in the movies. See Exhibits 1 and 2 for the ugly.
This is what happens when vaginas are on opposite magnetic poles.
-10. Opposites attract. It’s when they’re on the same pole that they repel one another.
Fucking magnets, how do they work?
Shit. mental typo.
Foul and Fouler.
Will they be using their fists?
Does this mean I can knock her the fuck out with impunity?
That really is frightful…someone get the hose and wash it off the sidewalk
Say what you want about Tila, at least she gets naked all the time and has sex tapes out there for us to enjoy.
This word, “enjoy”…I don’t think it means what you think it means.
Tori Spelling, after corrective plastic surgery, is like catnip to asian little people.
Does it mean I’m gay if I wouldn’t fuck either one of these trannies?
No, it means you still possess your sense of smell, taste, and sight.
I thought Tori Spelling was pregnant – and STD negative.
I’m sorry ladies, FRIGHT NIGHT was on October 31.
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