Point at the camera if you’re a douchebag.
I’ve long enjoyed his baking soda.
Yes, I am always glad when I open the door to an odorless fridge.
“Hey, y’all, look what I found in my nose!”
“You can pull more than my finger!”
His agent wanted to call him after the most expensive thing he could think of and ‘Army toilet seat’ was already taken.
Army takes- it- in- the- Hiney- Hammer
Why is Ellen Degeneres pointing at me?
Peyton Manning’s really lost a lot of respect since his neck injury.
Hey, have you seen my career?
“Hey, thanks for being a fan! But, no, I am not Ryan Gosling.”
He hasn’t aged a day since “ER”
Who the fuck IS this
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Armie Hammer in Hollywood. (November 3, 2011)